Rumination – 尋味

fowarded to bangitout.com probably about 35 times:  Written by the hysterical guys at RUMINATIONS.com
1.     I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
2.     More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
3.     Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
4.     I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
5.     Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
6.     I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
7.     The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
8.     Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
9.     There is a great need for sarcasm font.
10. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fck was going on when I first saw it.
11. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
12. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
14. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
16. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
17. Was learning cursive really necessary?
18. Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
20. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
21. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
22. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
23. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)…ummm…Goonies”
24. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
25. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
26. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
27. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
28. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
29. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
30. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
31. Bad decisions make good stories
32. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
33. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
34. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
35. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
36. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
37. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
38. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.
39. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
40. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’
41. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
42. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
43. When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
45. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…
46. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
47. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
48. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
49. I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
50. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
51. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
52. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
53. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
54. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay.
55. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

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Altair almost died on me!

 

My Altair was corrupted because of the inappropriate handling of the virtual machine’s HDD.. at first my host machine can’t detect the presence but luckily i have downloaded seatools, the tool itself enables me to quickly identify the healthiness state of the HDD itself.. apparently the vmhdd creates some bad sector so i quickly deleted it all and now i’m forced to create another clean clone for the win server 2008…

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差了一天我就能減輕損失…

損失浩大的我, 現在已領悟到萬不得以外匯市場填增富裕.. 股市操作藝術主要展現虛實與奇正.. 而我卻被新聞報導與各人口口相傳建議朦朧不成.. 虧了我大錢也… 如今, 夜未安眠而痛恨市場怎不早點下跌.. 差了一天我就能減輕損失.. 唉.. 真是可恨至極啊啊啊..

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新三國看完..

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後悔莫及…

我怨恨了自己不早點兒放止損數目, 當今, 觀看了賬面損失啊… 使我內心忐忑不安, 自從上禮拜到現在我心似乎未安寧過, 想要切斷也恐怕太遲了點.. 本人與眾多也深信歐元將來會跌.. 而現在市場行情暫時展現樂觀之態… 我卻擔心損失越龐大..唉…真希望這次上天會助我.. 我知錯了… 

經驗乃是累積而成的, 本人打算把上禮拜做錯的事列出來:

• 故意沒有放止損數目, 希望外匯市場的強烈揮發性使我長與短交易兩者皆碰.. 果然不出所料.. 賺小錢而虧大錢.. 記得我朋友曾經勸我說 – 見小利則大事不成啊 !!!!
• 忘了點 Force Open 而把未結的位置不小心弄結了. (損失我至今 S$550多餘, 其 S$270 是第一犯, 我跟我代理說了這意外之事, 他們就把一項交易還原.. 另一項因為我累犯, 他們就不理.. 唉.. 總數虧我差不多S$200多塊錢新幣…)
• 貪心不已, 得意忘本…

唉.. 怨天尤人啊.. 虧大錢啊……..

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Sometimes cutting your losses is the best thing you can do. You can stay and continue to get beaten – you can also admit defeat when you’ve had enough. Tacitus said, “He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day; but he that is in battle slain, will never rise to fight again.” You will win the money back, just not today.

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取兩項而盡之, 難唉!…

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